jackass quotes

Because there's so much quotable stuff on Jackass.

You fuckers are asses. I don’t trust anybody. And you made me waste my beer.

— Bam Margera, Jackass Number Two (The Windtunnel)

Why would anybody ride this shit? Like, what’s the reasoning? Why won’t they just make two of the same size wheel?

— Ryan Dunn, Jackass Number Two (Bicentennial BMXing)

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea!

— Johnny Knoxville, Jackass S01E01

What? I can’t hear… kinda.

— Wee Man, Jackass Number Two

I don’t mean to toot my own horn but… BEEP BEEP!

— Dave England, Jackass S01E02 (Urban kayak)

Steve-O: Last movie you shit in a damn van and now you get to shit in a limo!
Wee Man: Yeah! You’re stepping it up, you’re stepping it up dude!

— Steve-O and Wee Man talking to Dave England, Jackass Number Two (Beehive Limo)

Now, I’m lubing up the little toy car because I’m going to put it in my butt.

— Ryan Dunn, Jackass (Butt X-ray)

You know, in my contract there’s a thing that said, like, I’d be required to do nude scenes so… I guess that’s part of God’s plan for me.

— Chris Pontius, The Making of Jackass 3D

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn’t.

—

Johnny Knoxville

couldn’t agree more

(via alivew-sides)

(Source: 0jaynirv)

Johnny: Is this the worst you’ve ever had to go boom-boom?
Dave: No, no. I shit my pants at the fair.

— Dave England and Johnny Knoxville, Jackass the movie

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